This page is a placeholder to reassure the monitoring tools that we are up. Its engagement time should be pathetic, its bounce rate should approach 100%, and it should be an authority on nothing. Perhaps, as we contemplate this page further, we should realize this page could be a repository for all bad design that we may wish to inflict on our viewers, given that the impersonal robots of the monitoring collective give not one whit how artistic we are, or how much meaning we manage to instill in this page.